- Feminism ruins women. Stop being a whore. Have some self respect. Also, yes… Fucking old dudes for money is gross. Seeking Arrangements is gross.
- The phases of the coronavirus: 1) wait and see, it’s no big deal. 2) OMG this is horrible, time to start crying when I read news articles. 3) Fuck this shit. I want to leave my god damn house. Not looking forward to anything is torturous. (THIS IS MY CURRENT STAGE BTW). 4) I’m assuming it will be “wow this is bad :o”
- It is fun to lose everything sometimes. Force yourself to be alone. Be comfortable with it. Learn to live in the present. Learn to not need anyone. Isolate yourself until you can no longer take it.
- Gratitude is learned. It is not innate.
- The best thing about the Coronavirus is that politics are boring as fuck now. Who cares about who will get the Democratic nomination when the economy is collapsing and everyone has high stress and high anxiety?
- Weed is a magical drug.
- People that don’t laugh at dumb shit are boring.
- I’m not annoying, you are just boring and depressed.
- It’s amazing how much more you like your coworkers when you know that’s all the outside interaction you will have for the day. Or days. Weeks. Months.
- Applying for jobs feels futile, but still do it.
- Stressing about men is boring. Don’t be a boring human.
- Trump is hilarious and will win the 2020 election whether you like it or not. I mean, do you HONESTLY expect Biden to beat him?
- This virus killed all my travel plans. I tried saving up so much money for this shit, only to have it all taken away from me. That being said, I am now starting up my online shopping habit (thank you, Dynamite) and have spent $$$ on Audible. I can’t change this situation, but I can change myself (thank you, Don Miguel Ruiz).
- Covid-19 is retarded. China needs to fucking chill with eating weird shit. A pangolin? Have you ever tried a steak?
- I WILL FORGE THE LIFE I WANT GOD DAMMIT!
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